||; 声 ;|| —- Ren had been tucked away safely in Aoba’s bag, ignorant of the words exchanged between Noiz and Aoba. It came as a tremendous surprise when he suddenly found himself in online mode, standing in the middle of a fabricated, virtual area.

         ”Aoba, what is going on? Ren’s own question was answered when he noticed Aoba’s opponent across the field. We are… Going to fight him?

        Giving Ren an affirmative nod, Aoba steeled himself with clenched fists. He was totally ready for this, he could beat Noiz at Rhyme any day. Let’s see, uh, what was… Wait…


       Aoba’s evident hesitance caused Ren to shoot him a look of concern. How did Aoba expect to fight Noiz, let alone win against him, when he had no idea how to play? No, it was more like he couldn’t remember. He just had to access those memories again somehow.

       Almost as if on cue, a dull migraine began to build up in Aoba’s head. Now, of all times?! Aoba clenched his teeth, bringing one hand up to gingerly cup his forehead. If only he had taken his medicine today!

It took a few seconds for the UI to load inside of his mask, when it did he shoves his hands into his coat pockets and turned his head slightly to the side. He zoomed in on Aoba’s face, snapping a quick screenshot before taking a single step forward.

All of the Usagi shouted an affirmative and fell into their ranks. Kagome tripped on their shoe on the way but joined soon enough. “Are you ready to fight?" He figures he could ask just out of courtesy for agreeing to actually battle. He doesn’t give much room for an answer.

Destruction Set." He mutters, and the ‘commander’  Usa-chan yells out his command. Once again the Usagi affirm it before hopping. They rush to the two, circling them like electrons to an atom.

Noiz has 10 and 3 close in on Ren, attacking him and not Aoba yet.

Does anyone know where the template for the pregnancy test meme is? I have an idea and I think it will be hilarious but I need the template.


"Did we really just do that?"

     Noiz licked the pads of his fingers, tasting the last of the ice cream sandwich he just ate. Clear was bewildered, and Noiz couldn’t decide if it was annoying or sorta cute. He sucked his thumb and released it with a loud pop.

     ”Yeah, you were there. In case you couldn’t realize that.” It wasn’t that big of a deal, Noiz’s was good enough that people liked to see his Rhyme matches, so word of one would spread fast. Of course that meant Akushima would usually come prowling around at some point.

     Theyhad ended up taking down a few cops to help some girl with a limp get out. It wasn’t his idea, but he had stuck around to help. Of course that meant they both had multiple counts of assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and probably some more Akushima would pin on them that didn’t make any sense.

    Such horrible deeds had called for a celebration, and Noiz picked up an ice cream sandwich from a street vendor while escaping.

"My fate is in your hands."

     ”Prepare for disappointment. Where’s your diagnostic port?” He says, handing Clear a plug to put in his diagnostic port. Seeing as Noiz had never done any kind of technical work on Clear’s kind he had no idea where the port would even be placed.

     ”As dramatic as you fucking sound you’d think you’re gonna fry any second. What makes you think this bug is such a big deal?”



send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain

  • "How long have we been down?" 
  • "Am I supposed to just let you go?" 
  • "Are you real?" 
  • "Shut up and kiss me." 
  • "You look homeless." 
  • "Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" 
  • "I’m not gay/lesbian." 
  • "I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man." 
  • "Time won’t change me." 
  • "It’s empty in the valley of your heart." 
  • "You did this?" 
  • "I will hold on hope." 
  • "Shit, you really are tone deaf." 
  • "I’d rather burn than boil." 
  • "I see you found my little…hobby." 
  • "Never trust a drunk." 
  • "You have no idea what I’m capable of." 
  • "Long live the Queen/King" 
  • "It’s like a warm, wet hug." 
  • "I predict a riot." 
  • "I’m in no mood." 
  • "Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?" 
  • "There’s nothing I hate more than a racist." 
  • "Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse." 
  • "Killers don’t wear aprons." 
  • "As you wish." 
  • "Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up." 
  • "You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!" 
  • "If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too." 
  • "Rock and Roll’s the Devils work." 
  • "You’re a fat loser and you have body odour." 
  • "I am lost and so alone." 
  • "I’m asking for your guidance." 
  • "My father thinks you’re evil." 
  • "I still have your underwear." 
  • "I’m pregnant." 
  • "Show’s over, motherfuckers." 
  • "Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser." 
  • "If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead." 
  • "If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out." 
  • "That is so punk rock!" 
  • "It’s a nice day for a white wedding." 
  • God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.” 
  • "People are strange." 
  • "It’s a nice day to start again." 
  • "I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more." 
  • "Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?" 
  • "They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work." 
  • "Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!" 
  • "Try not to get worried." 
  • "I’m sure I just need some rest." 
  • "You light a fire inside of me." 
  • "I threw my pie for you." 
  • "I wanna get out of here." 
  • "Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]" 
  • "Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie." 
  • "Why are you so obsessed with him/her?" 
  • "Of course, my horse." 
  • "You’re so naive." 
  • "There’s no such thing as perfect." 
  • "Imperfection is underrated." 
  • "It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful." 
  • "I’m not fond of asking." 
  • "You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you." 
  • "Are you challenging me?" 
  • "This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted." 
  • "Little children should be seen and not heard." 
  • "Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night." 
  • "You belong to me." 
  • "I will always wait for you." 
  • "You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream." 
  • "Don’t marry her, fuck me." 
  • "We will never be royals." 
  • "There must be an angel, playing with my heart." 
  • "I must be hallucinating." 
  • "Will you marry me?" 
  • "We were made to be together." 
  • "Jesus loves you!" 
  • "She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway." 
  • "Just like me, they long to be, close to you." 
  • "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." 
  • "Bad girls do it well." 
  • "Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?" 
  • "You do not own me." 
  • "I own you." 
  • "There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it." 
  • "Why so serious?" 
  • "Describe your perfect date." 
  • ”[ insert name here ] is flawless.” 
  • "Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?" 
  • "Okay?" 
  • "This is our infinity." 
  • "Ask me again when you learn some manners." 
  • "When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be." 
  • "Did we really just do that?" 
  • "At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble." 
  • "When will my life begin?" 
  • "Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project." 
  • "Look at you as fragile as a flower." 
  • "Guess I always knew this day was coming." 
  • "Trust me, pet. Mother knows best." 
  • "Please, sit. Make yourself at home." 
  • "I’m allergic to bullshit." 
  • "Is it your aim to ruin my life?" 
  • "My fate is in your hands." 
  • "Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead." 
  • "I wanna stay inside all day." 
  • "Are you satisfied?" 
  • "People will talk." 
  • "For goodness sake, let us be young." 
  • "I’m nobody."

"Yo! Rabbit boy! Wanna get some pizza?"

     ”…Together?” The blond asked, taking a light drag of a cigarette. He flung the half finished thing into a nearby storm drain. It bounced off the grating and settled in the street.


A little headcanon-ing about Noiz’s Rhyme get up. That giant bunny mask/helmet he wears is actually a special display.

See, the way his health relates to the Usagimodoki is very, very tedious. But he likes being able to micro manage it. Each of his little boxers have a health bar. It’s obviously much shorter than Noiz’s and if you added up all the Usagi they would match Noiz’s bar.

He has a display running all of this inside his mask, when taking damage he can choose to order one Usagi to take more damage than another, or have them both share the damage. The same amount of damage is dealt. And as this health bar goes down for each one they weaken. So Noiz can choose two weaker attacks or one with a full strength attack.

This kind of micromanaging is not usually needed unless he is really being challenged by an opponent. But he likes having the option and he really does need a special UI for it.

Our muses are underground fighters, send me a ✘ for my muse’s reaction to yours entering the ring as their opponent.

If any of you guys have Smash Brothers for the 3DS you should send me an ask and we can trade friend codes and battle. Warning: I suck. Or if you have Pokemon or Animal Crossing: New Leaf.